I've tried pinching her nose, nudging her with my elbow, clapping really hard, throwing foam balls at her, shooting her with a water gun, kicking her lightly with my feet. It's all temporary, she goes right back and starts again. What can I do? I'm losing important sleep time because of the noise.
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Answer by vendreda
i use to just sleep on the couch
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ReplyDeleteTry getting her to go to a doctor.
Shoot her. or sufficate her until she stops..works for me
ReplyDeletetake her to the doctor, they have the answer^^
ReplyDeletethey sell these strips at cvs that she can put on her nose before she sleeps. You can also buy ear plugs.
ReplyDeleteI was in the Army. I don't remember any of our guys in my Company (over 300 men) ever mentioning that. Non of us had that problem with her.
ReplyDeleteWhere did you get foam balls from? Genetic?
Use a tennis ball - http://homecures.ideafry.com/2008/11/10/easy-home-remedies-for-snoring/
ReplyDeletelmao lol
ReplyDeletetalk to her about it if it is really bothering you tell her to get some breathing strips to put on her nose when she sleeps my gf does the same thing it gives me a huge headache
Alex, I think you need a MILF posse intervention. Send up the MILF smoke signal in the sky, and we'll all come on over. I think with that many in the bed, she won't fall asleep anyway...problem solved!
ReplyDeletestuff beans up her nose
ReplyDeleteJili is right, it's party.......I mean intervention time.......wear her out with some beanus, she may purrr but, the snoring will stop.
ReplyDeleteSit on her face.
ReplyDeleteYou may have to ball gag her at night.
ReplyDeleteduct tape her mouth and cuff her to the bed. she will not be able to remove the tape from her mouth at that point ....
ReplyDeletehave her try the snore strips, or buy ear plugs.
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