Read these and ask yourself; are they funny, or are they not funny?
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Best answer:
Answer by Bobby
They are funny enough, as long as we can tell dumb blond jokes.
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