Read these and ask yourself; are they funny, or are they not funny?
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Best answer:
Answer by Bobby
They are funny enough, as long as we can tell dumb blond jokes.
What do you think? Answer below!
Actually, any man that would be insulted by such humor, simply has no sense of humor, or these riddles are striking a nerve of reality.
ReplyDeleteAs a male, I happen to find a number of these hilarious, but as a male, know a few female biased jokes as well.